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eatpussylivehappy:

*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?

WAS IT YOU?

THIS SHIT GOOD!!

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

lameprlncess:

oh so you call me beautiful? well beautiful describes nature, trees are a part of nature, trees have bark on them, dogs bark, and a female dog is called a bitch so fuck you thanks for calling me a bitch

stonecoldpapi:

bruh…

stonecoldpapi:

bruh…

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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swarnpert:

are you from europe because europiece of shit

pemsylvania:

I hate commercials that play twice in a row who do you think you are